This makes me want to cry.
Same here, buddy. Same here.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Hey kids wanna buy some drugs
yea gimma some crocaine
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg
"Awwwh I want a boyfriend like Tate"
people who shower in under 5 minutes
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything