- judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
- me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
- my lawyer: same
- me: same
- judge: same
- police: same
- obama: same
"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me
whenever i see this gif
i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling
and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him
and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression
I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.
I need one.
This is pretty much the best thing ever.
this april fools day tumblr pranked me by showing all photos as blank haha
oh wait this is mobile
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"