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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via lollypops-and-candycanes)

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

(Source: virginitay, via lollypops-and-candycanes)

liliannnnn:

PREACH

(Source: justnunya, via peregrinapples)

(Source: tokomon, via sunset-funset)

(Source: orangeis, via mriloveyourhat)

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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(via laughingstation)

Jul 21. 0 Notes.

(Source: laptopped, via legit-humour)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via lifequotesrus)

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