apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.
Well what else are you supposed to do
how do people who do coke always have a glass table??? does it come with a glass table??? what a steal
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
Maybe cinema’s finest moment.
listening to your favorite band with your friend
Reporter: What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”
She is actually Jesus reincarnated.
That’s not Jesus. That’s So Raven.