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in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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(via shrebbles)

ernbarassing:

i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me

(Source: ernbarassing, via secret-lamp)

orgasmictipsforgirls:

'WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.'

orgasmictipsforgirls:

'WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.'

(Source: extinto, via lolsofunny)

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

(via a-morning-star)

mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

(Source: clubpenguindoneright, via humourprincess)

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

(Source: victoryandjustice, via lolsofunny)

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

(Source: iraffiruse, via humourprincess)

sexhaver:

where u at

sexhaver:

where u at

(via thathilariousasian)

jameskiddvevo:

this april fools day tumblr pranked me by showing all photos as blank haha

oh wait this is mobile

(via just-another-goddamn-paradox)

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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(Source: trevorfuckinphilips, via memetasticblogger)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via casual-laughter)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via lolsofunny)

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